Wow. My first blog. It's sort of like the first bite of tiramisu. Maybe it's like the first time I ever drove a car to the mall. No, I guess it's more like my first blog. Throughout future time indeterminate, I'm going to attempt witty banter, zombie conversation, tips for roasting chicken perfectly, and ideas to change the world. The only thing I'm sure on is roasting a chicken. Read on, gentle word-junkies.
